Who does number 2 work for?

Apparently, not for this detox. (If you don't know what I'm talking about, this should explain it). My worries about the runs seem to have been in vain, as it's now day 6 and not much has happened in the realm of bowel cleansing. Did I misunderstand the intent of week one? Shouldn't I be getting rid of everything? Of anything? I'm just a little confused, and honestly a bit uncomfortable. Something's happening inside of me and has been for a few days and I'm afraid it's just building force. I guess it makes some sense, because I haven't eaten much that's really solid, like bread or cereal; maybe there's nothing in there except the rotting fruits and vegetables that have nowhere to go and nothing to do except ferment and deteriorate into nothing but gas which obviously has to go somewhere. And most of it does. (Bet you're glad you're not sharing my bed these days, eh Tasha?) But the rest is unpleasantly blowing up balloons in preparation for the party that's happening in my large intestine.